I am so on edge. I hope someone finds my brother.

( In the meantime I'm looking up crap like this on the internet )

It reminded me of Mumsie.

I will soon have six children. Holy finklestien.

To the person trying to hack this account.

Fuck off and die.

Have a nice day!

Now I get why it was so disturbing when I said this...

I didn't know!

Julian's back and getting better so...

I'm going to have another baby!! I didn't feel right announcing it until now. But I'm so excited!

I STILL can't believe my dead older monk brother is now dating a rock star AND a dead woman.

Brain not computing.

But not in a bad way!

Thomas is in London!! I'm coming to surprise him (and see you, darling Spectre)! Don't tell him!

I'm so excited!!

Felix and I bought a house today.

Mum's house, in fact.

It makes me happy.

I am in love with my daughter. In a completely healthy way, I assure you. I love all my children, of course. Nadia is so beyond gorgeous. She's perfect. And she's coming to visit London this weekend! How exciting! I'm bringing all the kids and a Felix. I think Joe and Julian are coming too. And Mum. Spectre...you have no idea how excited she was to receive those autographed King Diamond CDs. She's playing them constantly!! Every time I ring up they're on in the background. Abigail and Abigail 2. Perfect. You're completely wonderful, Spectre. And beware, she's going to launch herself at you when she sees you. Mind the hat, sometimes they're pokey.

Nadia Adrianne was born around 6:15 tonight. She's beautiful. Now she and Eleanor are sleeping and I'm at home with the kid (who are celebrating loudly) letting all of you know. Nadia is happy and healthy and she has her mother's eyes. We couldn't be luckier.

One week to go. Well...5ish or so days to be exact. I hate this part. The very end when all you want in the entire world is to just give birth. That would be nice. I hate standing up because it feels like my insides are falling out! And you all needed to hear it because you need to be as uncomfortable as I am! Aren't I lovely! Well you would be too if you were carrying around another human inside your skin.

I'm so pleasant right now. Joe, come over!

Three weeks 'til my due date. That could speed up and I'd be okay with it. I'm eating everything. Felix is oddly protective of the children, as if he fears I'll eat one of them in a pinch! Not that there IS a pinch, for those of you who tend to worry.

We've set the nursery up. Felix painted it because I'm not stupid enough to expose myself to paint fumes like some other pregnant women. What are they thinking? Anyway, it's all finished and I'm told it looks fantastic. I'll go see it for myself in a few days, but considering he's done this four times now, I'll just trust him!

Hello. How is everyone doing then? I just wanted to check in because I've been worried.

Abby, how was your date with Stuart?

Abby! My baby loves The Beatles! She dances to Eleanor Rigby whenever we play it! She knows her mummy's name. Though she also dances to Lady Madonna...should that worry me!?

Also, it is becoming increasingly evident that I should give up trying to find a comfortable position for sex. Felix will just have to deal, I'm too big. I gained more weight with this one than any of the times before. I'm getting old, Abby!

Psst that was a not so subtle hint.

Hi, Abby! I got one of these! I'm trying to make Joe and Adam get one too, but you know them. They're stubborn gits.

I am so very ready to have this baby. Augh. Don't ever get pregnant. Actually do, because I want nieces and nephews that aren't Joespawn. And you're a doctor so you'd know what to do anyway. I don't want another month of this! Mums says I'm a baby machine. She'd know!

Just checking up on you since you've been quiet for a while. Love you, Abs!